Welcome to '08. Please don't hang arms out the window, seatbelts on, and don't drink and drive because if you've made it here you're at least intelligent enough to realise the reason why.

Sit back, have a smoke and a pancake (although not around me because I've quit). Enjoy yourself. Life's short, it gets a lot shorter if you spend your time b*tching about stuff.

 

Gawd damn it's cold up in Scotland. I can only assume they get away with all that kilt wearing because of the magic of Irn-Bru!